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Remy, etc. ([personal profile] fauxbulous) wrote in [community profile] aulteration 2015-05-10 10:15 pm (UTC)

Remy/Oleander-- TFLN prompts

1.
shut up, I wear heels bigger than your dick.

2.
I'm a 5'0" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It's that kind of night.

3.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon.

4.
He won't tell me his last name, but I have his garage key code. I'll figure it out.

5.
Your friend? He's here somewhere. Whether he survived the night is your problem, but he's here.

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